Monday, August 21, 2006
Fugly Goldberg: Full o' shite
In the current issue of the New York Times Magazine, the ugliest woman in America, aka Whoopi Goldberg, is asked the following question:
Didn't you lose your contract as a SlimFast spokeswoman after denigrating President Bush at a Kerry-Edwards fund-raiser?
Whoopie replies that she didn't "say what [the press] said I said." What didn't she really say? Well, she claimed that her bush, meaning her mound of short and curlies, is smarter than President Bush.
When SlimFast announced that it was dumping Goldberg, she issued a statement in which she stated that her humor isn't for everyone. She didn't attempt to clarify her anti-Bush nitwittery, nor did she claim that she'd been taken out of context. Indeed, she stood by her remarks and simply said goodbye to SlimFast.
So, as you can see, Whoopi is just plain full of shite. We knew that already, though, didn't we?!
Didn't you lose your contract as a SlimFast spokeswoman after denigrating President Bush at a Kerry-Edwards fund-raiser?
Whoopie replies that she didn't "say what [the press] said I said." What didn't she really say? Well, she claimed that her bush, meaning her mound of short and curlies, is smarter than President Bush.
When SlimFast announced that it was dumping Goldberg, she issued a statement in which she stated that her humor isn't for everyone. She didn't attempt to clarify her anti-Bush nitwittery, nor did she claim that she'd been taken out of context. Indeed, she stood by her remarks and simply said goodbye to SlimFast.
So, as you can see, Whoopi is just plain full of shite. We knew that already, though, didn't we?!
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Monday, August 21, 2006 
