Wednesday, July 18, 2007
"John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011"
Awesome satire from the Onion (HT: Crush Liberalism):
"In an effort to jump-start a presidential campaign that still has not broken into the top Democratic tier, former Sen. John Edwards made his most ambitious policy announcement yet at a campaign event in Iowa Monday: a promise to eliminate all unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise bad things from all aspects of American life by the end of his second year in office."
As funny as that sounds, it's only a matter of time before a Democratic presidential candidate makes a campaign pledge like that.
"In an effort to jump-start a presidential campaign that still has not broken into the top Democratic tier, former Sen. John Edwards made his most ambitious policy announcement yet at a campaign event in Iowa Monday: a promise to eliminate all unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise bad things from all aspects of American life by the end of his second year in office."
As funny as that sounds, it's only a matter of time before a Democratic presidential candidate makes a campaign pledge like that.
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Wednesday, July 18, 2007 
