Thursday, July 26, 2007
John Mayer: Teabagger
Last weekend, 46 people were arrested for underage drinking at John Mayer's concert in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Being the responsible adult that he is, Mayer has threatened to teabag the next underage drinker he happens upon:
"In looking to the future, I hope that this will serve as a wake-up call to young fans who may be thinking about engaging in illegal activity at one of my concerts. If I happen to be walking backstage and I see any of you young men passed out drunk on a stretcher, make no mistake about it, you will come-to in front of your disappointed parents with a face full of Sharpie and the sneaking suspicion that you’ve been teabagged by one of Time Magazine’s 100 most influential people of 2007."
Don't know what teabagging is? Look it up here.
Class-act, that John Mayer ...
"In looking to the future, I hope that this will serve as a wake-up call to young fans who may be thinking about engaging in illegal activity at one of my concerts. If I happen to be walking backstage and I see any of you young men passed out drunk on a stretcher, make no mistake about it, you will come-to in front of your disappointed parents with a face full of Sharpie and the sneaking suspicion that you’ve been teabagged by one of Time Magazine’s 100 most influential people of 2007."
Don't know what teabagging is? Look it up here.
Class-act, that John Mayer ...
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Thursday, July 26, 2007 
