Wednesday, August 08, 2007


I gots to get me one of these!

Optical Systems, Inc. has created a flashlight that's so bright it'll temporarily blind someone, and then it will get 'em all disoriented, dizzy, and nauseous. What a flashlight!

Using special types of super-bright LEDs, the flashlight's beam flashes while quickly changing colors, and this somehow makes a person at whom the light has been pointed feel like he's going to throw up.

Man, what I wouldn't give to have one of these in my pocket so's I could point it at the next numbnut I hear saying something like, "George Bush is the reason gas prices are so high" or "Bush has had very little to do with the success of the economy."

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