Wednesday, August 08, 2007
I gots to get me one of these!
Optical Systems, Inc. has created a flashlight that's so bright it'll temporarily blind someone, and then it will get 'em all disoriented, dizzy, and nauseous. What a flashlight!
Using special types of super-bright LEDs, the flashlight's beam flashes while quickly changing colors, and this somehow makes a person at whom the light has been pointed feel like he's going to throw up.
Man, what I wouldn't give to have one of these in my pocket so's I could point it at the next numbnut I hear saying something like, "George Bush is the reason gas prices are so high" or "Bush has had very little to do with the success of the economy."
Using special types of super-bright LEDs, the flashlight's beam flashes while quickly changing colors, and this somehow makes a person at whom the light has been pointed feel like he's going to throw up.
Man, what I wouldn't give to have one of these in my pocket so's I could point it at the next numbnut I hear saying something like, "George Bush is the reason gas prices are so high" or "Bush has had very little to do with the success of the economy."
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Wednesday, August 08, 2007 
