Thursday, October 11, 2007
Message for James Earl Carter: For the love of God, keep your pie-hole shut
According to Jimmy Carter, Vice President Dick Cheney has been "a disaster for our country." Carter's comment is akin to a baboon calling someone ugly-assed.
For the longest time, former presidents did not criticize their predecessors. Jimmy Carter, however, has become more pompous and self-righteous as he's aged, and he's convinced himself that he's the smartest sombitch on the planet (dementia, perhaps?). Thus, rarely a day goes by during which he doesn't direct a wee bit of jackassery at someone in the Bush Administration.
Here's a portion of a column I posted a few months back. It's applicable each and every time Carter opens his pie-hole:
"Former President Jimmy Carter says President George W. Bush's administration is 'the worst in history.' Oh, really?
"I guess ol' Jimmy's forgotten about double-digit inflation, gas lines, hostages in Tehran, charred helicopters in the Iranian desert, 'malaise,' the Olympic boycott, Soviet encroachment across the globe (Afghanistan, Angola, Nicaragua, etc.), the energy crisis, scandals involving Bert Lance and Billy Carter, Ronald Reagan's 44-state electoral college landslide in 1980, etc., etc., etc.
"Jimmy Carter's presidency can only be described as an abject failure. The only 'achievement' to which Jimmy Carter can lay claim, i.e., the Camp David Accords, was eventually exposed as a hollow accomplishment when Egyptian President Anwar Sadat was murdered by a gang of Islamist thugs. Indeed, Islamic fascism might never have become a global threat if Jimmy Carter had authorized a fear-of-God military assault on the then-weak mullahs of Tehran.
"Unfortunately, history's view of Jimmy Carter is slowly being tempered by his post-presidential activities. From the day he left office, Carter has cagily endeavored to make us all forget what a crappy president he was. He's built houses; he's supervised elections across the globe; he's written soupy poetry and prose; and he shamlessly campaigned for the Nobel Peace Prize until he finally won the freakin' thing (in what can only be described as an orgy of global anti-Americanism). None of Carter's do-good measures, however, can make up for his four-year presidential effort, during which he knocked America's **** soundly into the dirt."
If Jimmy Carter wants to see a U.S. politician who was truly a distaster for his country, all he has to do is look in a mirror.
For the longest time, former presidents did not criticize their predecessors. Jimmy Carter, however, has become more pompous and self-righteous as he's aged, and he's convinced himself that he's the smartest sombitch on the planet (dementia, perhaps?). Thus, rarely a day goes by during which he doesn't direct a wee bit of jackassery at someone in the Bush Administration.
Here's a portion of a column I posted a few months back. It's applicable each and every time Carter opens his pie-hole:
"Former President Jimmy Carter says President George W. Bush's administration is 'the worst in history.' Oh, really?
"I guess ol' Jimmy's forgotten about double-digit inflation, gas lines, hostages in Tehran, charred helicopters in the Iranian desert, 'malaise,' the Olympic boycott, Soviet encroachment across the globe (Afghanistan, Angola, Nicaragua, etc.), the energy crisis, scandals involving Bert Lance and Billy Carter, Ronald Reagan's 44-state electoral college landslide in 1980, etc., etc., etc.
"Jimmy Carter's presidency can only be described as an abject failure. The only 'achievement' to which Jimmy Carter can lay claim, i.e., the Camp David Accords, was eventually exposed as a hollow accomplishment when Egyptian President Anwar Sadat was murdered by a gang of Islamist thugs. Indeed, Islamic fascism might never have become a global threat if Jimmy Carter had authorized a fear-of-God military assault on the then-weak mullahs of Tehran.
"Unfortunately, history's view of Jimmy Carter is slowly being tempered by his post-presidential activities. From the day he left office, Carter has cagily endeavored to make us all forget what a crappy president he was. He's built houses; he's supervised elections across the globe; he's written soupy poetry and prose; and he shamlessly campaigned for the Nobel Peace Prize until he finally won the freakin' thing (in what can only be described as an orgy of global anti-Americanism). None of Carter's do-good measures, however, can make up for his four-year presidential effort, during which he knocked America's **** soundly into the dirt."
If Jimmy Carter wants to see a U.S. politician who was truly a distaster for his country, all he has to do is look in a mirror.
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Thursday, October 11, 2007 
