Tuesday, November 20, 2007

 

Natalie Portman ain't gettin' hitched any time soon (neither is Joltin' Django)


Actress Natalie Portman (seen digging for gold in the picture above) says the one thing that turns her off to the whole idea of marriage is that homosexuals in America cannot also partake:

"I’m not convinced about marriage. ... [The] fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it."

Way to take a stand, Miss Portman! I, too, shall do some stand-takin'. To wit:

I firmly believe that marital misery should be shared by as many individuals as possible. Thus, I ain't gettin' married until polygamy, polygyny, polyandry - you know, all those poly institutions - are legalized.

So there.

# posted by Joltin' Django @ Tuesday, November 20, 2007




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