Saturday, November 24, 2007

 

Take THAT, you big-lipped thang!

I'll be honest: Angelina Jolie doesn't do a damn thing for me. She's weird (you can find just one example of her weirdness here); she's a home-wrecker; and she looks like if you touched her, she'd be sticky.

That said, I cannot vouch for the following story's veracity. If it's true, Chef Jamie Oliver has become my new hero! To wit:

"Celebrity chef, Jamie Oliver, phoned Angelina Jolie to congratulate her on her film Beowulf and in the process, mangled her daughter’s name when he asked how she was doing. Instead of calling her Shiloh Pitt, Jamie called her Piloh Shit. ...

"An insider said, 'It was just a slip of the tongue. But it did sound like he was dissing her first-born.'"

Tee hee!





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