Tuesday, November 20, 2007
What Gore hath wrought
Next to Ron Paul supporters and the members of MoveOn.org, there ain't a crazier lot of people on this planet than the folks who've supped from Al Gore's cup o' global-warming Kool Aid®. Think I'm being unfairly judgmental? Well, check this out:
"Heather Mills [Sir Paul McCartney's soon-to-be ex-wife] thinks the world should go vegan, because it's more eco-friendly. ... At [a pro-vegan rally] in Hyde Park in London, Heather said she had a good alternative to cow's milk.
"'Why don't we drink rat's milk or cat's milk or dog's milk?'
"Heather went on to say, 'The startling truth is that animals farmed for ... dairy are now one of the greatest threats to the planet.'"
Is that not the most insane f'ing thing that you've ever heard? Rat's milk is a good alternative to cow's milk? As my colleague Mr. Jimmy is wont to say, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!
It's too bad that people drinking - and being disgusted by drinking - rat's milk has already been a storyline on The Simpsons. The producers could have a field day with Crazy Heather Mills' assertion that milk-drinkers should start drinkin' le lait du rat.
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Tuesday, November 20, 2007 
