Monday, December 17, 2007
Candidates' Christmas lists
The guys at PoliticalDerby.com have published a list of what each presidential candidate should request from Santa Claus this year. Here're a few of my favorites:
B. Hussein Obama: "That Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton don’t decide to pull an Oprah and start campaigning for him."
Hillary Clinton: "For every woman who’s ever slept with Bill to endorse her, ensuring Hillary wins the nomination unanimously."
John Edwards: "A mega-scandal involving Hillary, Ellen, Obama, and Larry Craig."
Bill Richardson: "A list of china patterns for Air Force Two."
Joe Biden: "A Festivus miracle."
Mike Huckabee: "Short memories for pocket-book conservatives regarding his tax policies as Arkansas governor."
Mitt Romney: "That Donny and Marie Osmond don’t decide to pull an Oprah and start campaigning for him."
Rudy Giuliani: "A survival kit that lasts until Super Duper Tuesday."
Ron Paul: "For all states to suddenly decide to allow primary votes to be cast online."
John McCain: "For 12 million illegals to voluntarily go home so immigration is no longer an issue."
Fred Thompson: "To actually give a rat’s rear-end whether he wins or loses."
B. Hussein Obama: "That Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton don’t decide to pull an Oprah and start campaigning for him."
Hillary Clinton: "For every woman who’s ever slept with Bill to endorse her, ensuring Hillary wins the nomination unanimously."
John Edwards: "A mega-scandal involving Hillary, Ellen, Obama, and Larry Craig."
Bill Richardson: "A list of china patterns for Air Force Two."
Joe Biden: "A Festivus miracle."
Mike Huckabee: "Short memories for pocket-book conservatives regarding his tax policies as Arkansas governor."
Mitt Romney: "That Donny and Marie Osmond don’t decide to pull an Oprah and start campaigning for him."
Rudy Giuliani: "A survival kit that lasts until Super Duper Tuesday."
Ron Paul: "For all states to suddenly decide to allow primary votes to be cast online."
John McCain: "For 12 million illegals to voluntarily go home so immigration is no longer an issue."
Fred Thompson: "To actually give a rat’s rear-end whether he wins or loses."
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Monday, December 17, 2007 
