Monday, February 11, 2008
Decline of Western Civilization
What responsible parent would allow his or her child to play with a Paris Hilton doll? "Playing with" jokes aside, the Paris Hilton doll makes Bratz look like paragons of virtue by comparison.
You know, this doll has the wrong accessories. To be true to life, a Paris Hilton doll should come with a push-up bra, thong panties, a night-vision video camera, condoms, dental dams, Valtrex, penicillin, laxatives, and empty vodka bottles.
You know, this doll has the wrong accessories. To be true to life, a Paris Hilton doll should come with a push-up bra, thong panties, a night-vision video camera, condoms, dental dams, Valtrex, penicillin, laxatives, and empty vodka bottles.
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Monday, February 11, 2008 
