Tuesday, February 05, 2008


Willie Nelson: Nutbucket

Methinks Willie Nelson has wrenched his braids one time too many. Or, perhaps, he's smoked one joint too many. Either way, it's pretty clear that Sir Nasal Twang has gone completely off his rocker.

Nelson has joined the ranks of noted physicists Rosie O'Donnell, Charlie Sheen, and David Lynch to insist that the Twin Towers were not brough down by planes, but were destroyed by explosives detonated on the inside of the buildings:

"Country music legend Willie Nelson compared the collapse of the World Trade Center to the controlled implosions of casinos in Las Vegas while on nationally syndicated radio this week.

"While speaking on Alex Jones' Texas-based talk show, a favorite among conspiracy theorists, the 'On the Road Again' warbler made it clear he was skeptical of the official account of the events on Sept. 11. 'I saw those towers fall and I've seen an implosion in Las Vegas,' he said. 'There was too much similarity between the two. And I saw a building fall that didn't get hit by nothing. [Audio From Stereogum.com] ...

"'The day it happened, I saw one fall and it was just so symmetrical,' Nelson said on the show. ... 'They're trying to tell me that an airplane did it and I can't go along with that.'"

Next time you hear someone insisting that no harm can come from smoking weed, just tell 'em to consider how mind-whacked Willie Nelson is.

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