Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Awwwwww ...
Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a certified plastic surgeon, has written a children's book, entitled My Beautiful Mommy, which purports to enlighten young children about their mommy's 'bout boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, etc. How adorable! Newsweek reports:
"Salzhauer got the idea for a book after noticing that women were coming into his office with their kids in tow. He says that mysterious doctor's visits can be frightening for children. 'Parents generally tend to go into this denial thing. They just try to ignore the kids' questions completely.' But, he adds, children 'fill in the blanks in their imagination' and then feel worse when they see 'mommy with bandages,' he says. 'With the tummy tucks, [the mothers] can't lift anything. They're in bed. The kids have questions.'"
What's next ... The Tattoo Above Mommy's Butt Crack? My Mommy Kissed Another Mommy On "Girls Gone Wild"? My Mommy Has Open Credit At Bud's Liquor Store?
"Salzhauer got the idea for a book after noticing that women were coming into his office with their kids in tow. He says that mysterious doctor's visits can be frightening for children. 'Parents generally tend to go into this denial thing. They just try to ignore the kids' questions completely.' But, he adds, children 'fill in the blanks in their imagination' and then feel worse when they see 'mommy with bandages,' he says. 'With the tummy tucks, [the mothers] can't lift anything. They're in bed. The kids have questions.'"
What's next ... The Tattoo Above Mommy's Butt Crack? My Mommy Kissed Another Mommy On "Girls Gone Wild"? My Mommy Has Open Credit At Bud's Liquor Store?
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Tuesday, April 22, 2008 
