Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Attention Denver-visiting Democrats: Fried Chicken Rules!
I've never - and I mean I have never - cast a ballot in favor of a Democrat for any elected office. And I never will, 'cause Democrats regularly engage in asinine behavior like this:
"As part of the effort to make the August 25-28 convention the greenest ever, the Democrats’ guidelines for food catering include one that strikes at the heart of Southern cuisine: no fried food.
"No fried chicken. No fried catfish. No fried green tomatoes. No fried okra. No fried anything.
"In promoting healthy eating habits, the Democratic guidelines say every meal should be nutritious and include 'at least three of the following colors: red, green, yellow, purple/blue and white.'
"'It’s the new patriotism,' says Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper, the driving force behind the greening of the Democratic convention."
So, according to a high-ranking Democrat, eating weeds is the "new patriotism" ...? I can't be the only one who thinks - nay, knows - that Andy Jackson, the father of the modern Democratic Party, would've backhanded any feller who suggested such in his presence.
You know, I have always deeply disliked any sombitch who doesn't enjoy a good piece of skillet-fried chicken. I guess I deeply dislike Denver's mayor, and, ipso facto, any Democrat who agrees with his no-fried-foods decree.
So there.
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Wednesday, July 02, 2008 
