Monday, August 18, 2008
Obama: Jesus, Moses, or Jesus, Jr. ...?!
Some folks would have us believe that B. Hussein Obama is Jesus. Last week, I seen a bumper sticker in my doctor's parking lot bearing this slogan:
Faith. Hope. Obama.
The font on said bumper sticker was Old English script -- you know, like you'd find on something displaying a verse from the Bible.
Reckon what would've happened in 2000 if supporters of Governor George W. Bush, invoking the famous passage from Corinthians, had printed up bumper stickers with saying this: "Faith. Hope. George W." Something would've hit a fan, big time ... that's what would've happened.
That said, Obama himself has more or less suggested that he might just be Moses. To wit:
"I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when ... the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."
Oh, and now Nancy Pelosi has gone on record to suggest that Obama is, in fact, a New Messiah:
"[B. Hussein Obama] is a leader that God has blessed us with at this time."
So, is Obama Jesus, Moses, or Jesus, Jr.?
Inquiring minds want - nay, need - to know!
Faith. Hope. Obama.
The font on said bumper sticker was Old English script -- you know, like you'd find on something displaying a verse from the Bible.
Reckon what would've happened in 2000 if supporters of Governor George W. Bush, invoking the famous passage from Corinthians, had printed up bumper stickers with saying this: "Faith. Hope. George W." Something would've hit a fan, big time ... that's what would've happened.
That said, Obama himself has more or less suggested that he might just be Moses. To wit:
"I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when ... the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."
Oh, and now Nancy Pelosi has gone on record to suggest that Obama is, in fact, a New Messiah:
"[B. Hussein Obama] is a leader that God has blessed us with at this time."
So, is Obama Jesus, Moses, or Jesus, Jr.?
Inquiring minds want - nay, need - to know!
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Monday, August 18, 2008 
