Saturday, August 09, 2008
Yo Soy El Cartelua!
Over at Marvel Comics' Web site, you can create your own Super Hero!
Here's my creation:
I named my Super Guy El Cartelua (aka The Badass) 'cause B. Hussein Obama correctly suggested that Hispanic immigrants don't need to learn English, but American citizens need to learn Spanish.
Shouldn't nobody anger El Cartelua, the Badass Protector of American Capitalism®, by praising Karl Marx or getting all ga-ga for the Great Society. He'll shoot a feller or gal who does so with his pistol, or his back-holstered shotgun, and not feel one ounce of guilt after doing so.
Here's my creation:
I named my Super Guy El Cartelua (aka The Badass) 'cause B. Hussein Obama correctly suggested that Hispanic immigrants don't need to learn English, but American citizens need to learn Spanish.
Shouldn't nobody anger El Cartelua, the Badass Protector of American Capitalism®, by praising Karl Marx or getting all ga-ga for the Great Society. He'll shoot a feller or gal who does so with his pistol, or his back-holstered shotgun, and not feel one ounce of guilt after doing so.
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Saturday, August 09, 2008 
