Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Political humor
My "cousin" David, who lives out in McCainland (Arizona), sends us these late night gems:
Jay Leno: "You know those glasses Palin wears? Those are a hot item right now. Everybody's buying them. They're huge, selling much better than the Joe Biden hair plugs."
David Letterman: "How about that Barack Obama? They are saying for the first time he's starting to slip in the polls. But don't worry, he's got a plan. He's going to go back to campaigning in Europe."
Jay Leno: "Out on the campaign trail this week ... John McCain spoke about the nightmare of being stuck in a tiny 8x10 room thinking he might go crazy. Not in Vietnam — when he got stuck in the Capitol elevator with Joe Biden."
Jay Leno: "You know those glasses Palin wears? Those are a hot item right now. Everybody's buying them. They're huge, selling much better than the Joe Biden hair plugs."
David Letterman: "How about that Barack Obama? They are saying for the first time he's starting to slip in the polls. But don't worry, he's got a plan. He's going to go back to campaigning in Europe."
Jay Leno: "Out on the campaign trail this week ... John McCain spoke about the nightmare of being stuck in a tiny 8x10 room thinking he might go crazy. Not in Vietnam — when he got stuck in the Capitol elevator with Joe Biden."
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Wednesday, September 10, 2008 
