Monday, March 23, 2009


"Idiots, the lot of 'em!"

Japan bounced Cuba from the World Baseball Classic last Wednesday. Anyone who's been watching the tournament knows that Japan bats were far livelier than Cuba's, and Japan's pitching staff had better arms as well.

Don't tell Fidel Castro that Japan's baseballers outperformed the Cuban national team. El Presidente was quick to sniff out an American-led plot against his national baseball team:

The Baseball Classics have been sponsored by the ones who manage the exploitation of sports in the United States.

Thus, Cuba's exit from the Baseball Classics [sic] was America's fault. Perhaps Michael Moore can make a film about it, and perhaps Sean Penn can be lead actor.

Idiots, the lot of 'em!

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