Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Good one!
Mr. J-P. A. Maldonado recently sent this letter to Soldier of Fortune magazine:
The Associated Press reports that the inmates at the U.S. military detention center at Naval Station GTMO are being "tortured" with around-the-clock recordings Nine Inch Nails, AC/DC, Queen, Pantera, et al.
I have a suggestion: play a recording of the equine whinny of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, the bray of Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, and the asinine whimper of anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, and play that around the clock. Within 24 hours, the detainees should plead guilty to Lincoln's assassination, the fall of the Roman Empire, and London's Jack the Ripper's naughty acts. Just make sure that these ... recordings cannot be heard by the prison guards, to preserve their sanity.
If the U.S. guv'ment really wanted to torture the Mooslims at Camp Gitmo, it'd send an artist's rendering of what Sen. Barbara Boxer would look like right now if'n she hadn't had access to Botox, Boobtox, Asstox, and all other kinds o' toxes. Torture, indeed.
The Associated Press reports that the inmates at the U.S. military detention center at Naval Station GTMO are being "tortured" with around-the-clock recordings Nine Inch Nails, AC/DC, Queen, Pantera, et al.
I have a suggestion: play a recording of the equine whinny of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, the bray of Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, and the asinine whimper of anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, and play that around the clock. Within 24 hours, the detainees should plead guilty to Lincoln's assassination, the fall of the Roman Empire, and London's Jack the Ripper's naughty acts. Just make sure that these ... recordings cannot be heard by the prison guards, to preserve their sanity.
If the U.S. guv'ment really wanted to torture the Mooslims at Camp Gitmo, it'd send an artist's rendering of what Sen. Barbara Boxer would look like right now if'n she hadn't had access to Botox, Boobtox, Asstox, and all other kinds o' toxes. Torture, indeed.
# posted by Joltin' Django @ Tuesday, October 27, 2009 
