Friday, January 08, 2010



Here're the "Top Twenty Liberal Pick-Up Lines," courtesy of Right Wing News (be sure to click the link to see the bloggers who came up with each of 'em).

20) Your Birkenstocks must stink, cause you've been nature-hiking through my mind all day.

19) You had me at "Mao."

18) We're both workers, of the world ......let's "Unite"

17) Hey honey, wanna come back to my place and test my emissions?

16) My pants need a bailout. can you help?

15) I'd love to to get you in a see-through dress. I'm a firm believer in transparency.

14) I'm a Women's Studies major, so if you would take off your clothes I'd appreciate it.

13) You are so hot. The science is settled.

12) Darlin' you stole my heart the same way George Bush stole the election in 2000.

11) Ooo, baby...I'd love to warm your globes.

10) You sure you're not Joy Behar? Cause I'm really digging the view.

9) The caribou are rapidly disappearing. Mind if I look for them under your skirt?

8) Mandate your coverage? I mandate you get uncovered.

7) Why don't you come back to my place and I'll show you my stimulus package.

6) I'm Pro-Choice, so you can choose to be on top or bottom.

5) Let's hop in my electric car and let the sparks fly.

4) I saw you across the room, and thought, "I'd like to have him help me get my first abortion."

3) You're so hot, you should be banned by the Kyoto Treaty.

2) Want to see my solo performance of the Vagina Monologues?

1) My wife just doesn't understand me. She's the Secretary of State, and travels all the time.

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