Sunday, April 11, 2010

 

Chip, Chip, Chip ...

Chip Forrester, chairman of the Tennessee Democratic Party, is an idiot without peer. Check out this blog's archive if'n you don't believe me.

A few weeks back, ol' bow tie-wearin' Chip got kinda lucid (I was surprised, too) and ...

Tennessee Democrats face a "nuclear winter for 10 to 15 years" if they allow Republicans to control the Legislature and handle the redrawing of district lines as the result of the 2010 elections, Democratic state party chairman Chip Forrester said.

Here's hoping Chip Forrester has a pair o' political undies lined with asbestos, 'cause redistricting is gonna be very, very ugly for Tennessee Democrats come 2011 -- Big Bang-ingly ugly. (That John Chiles-Beth Halteman thing from 20 years ago ... that's the kind of shit state Democrats can look forward to in a year-point-five, and then some.)

Wait, wearing asbestos underwear will put Forrester in dutch with the trial lawyer lobby. I guess he'll just have to double-up on laced panties he no doubt wears. And then some ...





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