Tuesday, June 01, 2010
Love (on the rocks) Story
Al 'n' Tipper are callin' it quits. (If you're broken up 'bout them being broken up, you can send best/worst wishes to: email@example.com.)
I don't know it for a fact, but I've sources who've told me that the break-up is due to Tipper's finding VHS footage of Al stumming a guitar whilst Twisted Sister's "You Can't Stop Rock 'n' Roll" plays in the background.
Again, that's just a rumour ...